Mr. Anderson
01/22/07, 01:28 pm
The man can talk to God! Need I say more? Okay, I will. Not only does he have the capability of talking directly to God, but God talks back to him! Holy Jumping Lizard Balls! Pat Robertson is my friggin' hero! Is that cool or what!? God told him that "evil people" are going to attack the USA the second half of the year, er, maybe September, er, he's not quite sure. He has to check with the White House. But watchout folks, they're coming! When Pat says "evil people" I'm hip to the down-low on my bro! He means those evil, swarthy Muslim people we've been trying to kill off in Iraq. Check out my man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0hWAxJ3_Js
God also told him where to mine diamonds in Zaire just like those Al Qaeda dudes are doing. God blessed him with good business sense he says. (Tip: he uses donations, not his own loot.) What a cool guy!
http://www.sullivan-county.com/news/pat_quotes/diamonds.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0hWAxJ3_Js
God also told him where to mine diamonds in Zaire just like those Al Qaeda dudes are doing. God blessed him with good business sense he says. (Tip: he uses donations, not his own loot.) What a cool guy!
http://www.sullivan-county.com/news/pat_quotes/diamonds.html
