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Mr. Anderson
01/22/07, 01:28 pm
The man can talk to God! Need I say more? Okay, I will. Not only does he have the capability of talking directly to God, but God talks back to him! Holy Jumping Lizard Balls! Pat Robertson is my friggin' hero! Is that cool or what!? God told him that "evil people" are going to attack the USA the second half of the year, er, maybe September, er, he's not quite sure. He has to check with the White House. But watchout folks, they're coming! When Pat says "evil people" I'm hip to the down-low on my bro! He means those evil, swarthy Muslim people we've been trying to kill off in Iraq. Check out my man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0hWAxJ3_Js

God also told him where to mine diamonds in Zaire just like those Al Qaeda dudes are doing. God blessed him with good business sense he says. (Tip: he uses donations, not his own loot.) What a cool guy!

http://www.sullivan-county.com/news/pat_quotes/diamonds.html

FDRfollower
01/22/07, 07:03 pm
Whew! For a minute, I thought you were serious! :laughing:

Operation Blessing. What a good investment. Just a minor inconvenience of those "people" getting in the way of the diamonds.

cat's meow
01/22/07, 07:09 pm
He is far too easy to hate. John Hagee is up there too. They are the nutjob bookends.

FDRfollower
01/22/07, 08:13 pm
Speaking of Robertson and Al Qaeda, how many of you know what 'ol Pat was doing in the 1980's?

Why, he was fundraising for the Committee for a Free Afghanistan! Yes, that's right, 'ol Pat was helping Osama beat those pesky Ruskies. Of course, there was no Al Qaeda then, just the Mujahideen groups like Jamiat-e-Islami, Hezb-i-Islami, & Itehad Islami for example. CFA was the american version of Afghan Aid U.K. and Radio Free Kabul which was run by top British Lords. Lets all thank Pat for his hard work.