Loftlore
10/16/07, 11:47 am
Adapted from a joke found on Google/Comedy Central
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you vote for George W. Bush?"
"Twice! I'm a perfect Republican!"
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you vote for George W. Bush?"
"Only once," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you vote for George W. Bush?"
"Never! Not once! I'm a Democrat!" says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get to drive around heaven in a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the rusty Ford asked of St. Peter, "Where's the guy with the Mercedes? Where's the guy with the Cadillac?".
"There's in hell giving rides to the guy they voted for."
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Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you vote for George W. Bush?"
"Twice! I'm a perfect Republican!"
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you vote for George W. Bush?"
"Only once," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you vote for George W. Bush?"
"Never! Not once! I'm a Democrat!" says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get to drive around heaven in a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the rusty Ford asked of St. Peter, "Where's the guy with the Mercedes? Where's the guy with the Cadillac?".
"There's in hell giving rides to the guy they voted for."
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