Jane of Arc
01/11/06, 05:42 pm
I had an epiphany the other night while sitting in my hot tub looking at the stars. I had been reading about right-wing think tanks ... Yowser! A hot tub is the best place to clear your head, relax and let stuff congeal. Then BAM! It hit me. They have no real culture. The American Culture has been dictated by the left. Right-wingers are boring. Do they even have sex? They must, right? No wonder they hate us so much! They're like the nerd no one asks to dance.
This is why in the last century these right-wingers formed think tanks, organizations, fellowships, religious groups with the exact purpose of bringing down the "Left". Liberals, on the other hand, couldn't care less. Bring down what, who ... we're busy!
With few exceptions ... artists are liberal ... musicians are liberal ... actors are liberal ... dancers are liberal ... writers are liberal ... comedians are liberals ... film-makers are liberal ... scientists are liberal ... architects are liberals ... designers are liberals ... the great chefs are liberals ... creative people are liberal ... liberals are way sexier ... gay people are liberal ... people of color are liberal ... intellectuals are liberal ... the movie industry is liberal ... the record industry is liberal ... the most vibrant American cities are liberal ... New York ... Los Angeles ... Boston ... San Francisco ... Philadelphia ... Chicago ... THE PEOPLE THAT CREATE THE AMERICAN CULTURE THE WORLD LOVES SO MUCH ... ARE LIBERALS!!!!
The good part is we don't even have to try ... we're cool ... naturally creative ... and damn sexy! :p
Sorry, if everybody else knew this but me. :D
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This is why in the last century these right-wingers formed think tanks, organizations, fellowships, religious groups with the exact purpose of bringing down the "Left". Liberals, on the other hand, couldn't care less. Bring down what, who ... we're busy!
With few exceptions ... artists are liberal ... musicians are liberal ... actors are liberal ... dancers are liberal ... writers are liberal ... comedians are liberals ... film-makers are liberal ... scientists are liberal ... architects are liberals ... designers are liberals ... the great chefs are liberals ... creative people are liberal ... liberals are way sexier ... gay people are liberal ... people of color are liberal ... intellectuals are liberal ... the movie industry is liberal ... the record industry is liberal ... the most vibrant American cities are liberal ... New York ... Los Angeles ... Boston ... San Francisco ... Philadelphia ... Chicago ... THE PEOPLE THAT CREATE THE AMERICAN CULTURE THE WORLD LOVES SO MUCH ... ARE LIBERALS!!!!
The good part is we don't even have to try ... we're cool ... naturally creative ... and damn sexy! :p
Sorry, if everybody else knew this but me. :D
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