FDRfollower
12/07/06, 12:49 pm
Alright everyone. Time to shake up this boring, mindnumbing, consumerist nightmare called a holiday. Here's your weapons.
XMAS CAROLS
"Silent Night"
Silent Nights, scary nights, for Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney. His wife ain't no virgin tender nor fair, Dick's heart surgeon is frequently there, With a defibrillator, and Viagra.(x2)
Silent Night, quails are in flight, Cheney's armed, with beers and gun, Snidely smirking disdain for mankind, Trails of beer cans have been left behind, When Dick goes quail hunting, When Dick goes quail hunting.
Silent Night, Foley's Sight, all the young, they must run, This election the youth made their choice, Separating the men from the boys. Impeach Dick and George.(x2)
"What kind of Child"
What Kind of President is this who on Cheney's lap is drooling, Listening to scary stories of "axis of evils" ruling.
Refrain: Breast fed by Kissinger And debriefed by Cheney, Georgie wets his bed
And blames it on Bin Ladee [or Al-Qaidee]
Immaculate misconceptions dancing in his head Of cartoon images in a jihad while Bush is being breast fed.
Refrain: Breast fed by Kissinger And debriefed by Cheney, Georgie wets his bed
And blames it on Bin Ladee [or Al-Qaidee]
His diaper smells brimming full, And his mind is filled by Cheney, Bush stays the course, Bush will not change, His diaper or his fibbing.
Refrain: Breast fed by Kissinger And debriefed by Cheney, Georgie wets his bed And blames it on Bin Ladee [or Al-Qaidee]
"God rest ye merry gentlemen.."
No resting on your laurels after election day,
The U.S. dollars crashing and world-war is underway,
George W. and Dick Cheney cannot be allowed to stay,
Refrain: Or else tidings of dark age and war, dark age and war, or else tidings of dark age and war.
The housing bubble is all set To blow apart real soon, The bankers rather eat their legs Than dance to FDRs tune, Congress must come in with strait-jackets for those loons. Refrain: Or else tidings of dark age and war, dark age and war, or else tidings of dark age and war.
It's time for baby-boomers To awaken from their nap, And think like Franklin Roosevelt Forget this Free-Trade crap, Impeachment is the key To giving bankers a pimp slap,
Refrain: Or else tidings of dark age and war, dark age and war, or else tidings of dark age and war.
The world faces a crisis. The Congress must be warned, Their leadership can only work With testicles adorned. They must not flinch at impeachment; That act will not be scorned. Refrain: Or else tidings of dark age and war, dark age and war, or else tidings of dark age and war.
"Joy to the world"
Joy to the world will come when we, Impeach Bush and Cheney. They're still promoting, perpetual war, They want to bomb Iran (x3).
Joy to the world, the time has come, For Congress to grow balls. We need less bull, and more balls, But not just ornaments(x3).
No more shot guns for Cheney, He shoots from the hip. Dick and Mark Foley, Hit-on the wrong target caught with their pants down(x2)
They cannot, cannot cover their ass. Stop global war while you still can, Impeach Bush and Cheney. Remove all vice, from out this world, We must impeach them now(3).
XMAS CAROLS
"Silent Night"
Silent Nights, scary nights, for Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney. His wife ain't no virgin tender nor fair, Dick's heart surgeon is frequently there, With a defibrillator, and Viagra.(x2)
Silent Night, quails are in flight, Cheney's armed, with beers and gun, Snidely smirking disdain for mankind, Trails of beer cans have been left behind, When Dick goes quail hunting, When Dick goes quail hunting.
Silent Night, Foley's Sight, all the young, they must run, This election the youth made their choice, Separating the men from the boys. Impeach Dick and George.(x2)
"What kind of Child"
What Kind of President is this who on Cheney's lap is drooling, Listening to scary stories of "axis of evils" ruling.
Refrain: Breast fed by Kissinger And debriefed by Cheney, Georgie wets his bed
And blames it on Bin Ladee [or Al-Qaidee]
Immaculate misconceptions dancing in his head Of cartoon images in a jihad while Bush is being breast fed.
Refrain: Breast fed by Kissinger And debriefed by Cheney, Georgie wets his bed
And blames it on Bin Ladee [or Al-Qaidee]
His diaper smells brimming full, And his mind is filled by Cheney, Bush stays the course, Bush will not change, His diaper or his fibbing.
Refrain: Breast fed by Kissinger And debriefed by Cheney, Georgie wets his bed And blames it on Bin Ladee [or Al-Qaidee]
"God rest ye merry gentlemen.."
No resting on your laurels after election day,
The U.S. dollars crashing and world-war is underway,
George W. and Dick Cheney cannot be allowed to stay,
Refrain: Or else tidings of dark age and war, dark age and war, or else tidings of dark age and war.
The housing bubble is all set To blow apart real soon, The bankers rather eat their legs Than dance to FDRs tune, Congress must come in with strait-jackets for those loons. Refrain: Or else tidings of dark age and war, dark age and war, or else tidings of dark age and war.
It's time for baby-boomers To awaken from their nap, And think like Franklin Roosevelt Forget this Free-Trade crap, Impeachment is the key To giving bankers a pimp slap,
Refrain: Or else tidings of dark age and war, dark age and war, or else tidings of dark age and war.
The world faces a crisis. The Congress must be warned, Their leadership can only work With testicles adorned. They must not flinch at impeachment; That act will not be scorned. Refrain: Or else tidings of dark age and war, dark age and war, or else tidings of dark age and war.
"Joy to the world"
Joy to the world will come when we, Impeach Bush and Cheney. They're still promoting, perpetual war, They want to bomb Iran (x3).
Joy to the world, the time has come, For Congress to grow balls. We need less bull, and more balls, But not just ornaments(x3).
No more shot guns for Cheney, He shoots from the hip. Dick and Mark Foley, Hit-on the wrong target caught with their pants down(x2)
They cannot, cannot cover their ass. Stop global war while you still can, Impeach Bush and Cheney. Remove all vice, from out this world, We must impeach them now(3).